switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: pitiful, via kronkkk)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via untexting)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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automatically:

Kylie Jenner, so cute as a baby

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(via pendents)

liquidglue:

when u forget ur on post limit and u try to reblog something

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(Source: liquidglue, via endoftheworlddd)