create a new version of this paste Never mistake attraction for Affection

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

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death-by-lulz:

creehanna:
Remember when Lindsay Lohan won that card game with Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan had to skinny dip in the lake but Lindsay Lohan stole her clothes and Lindsay Lohan was so pissed?  
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teensquotess:

http://teenlifequotes.com/
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byvalour:

Hi
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poisonisley:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

i would like to do this with a cute boy this summer. yes, please.
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lovemenotforyouwillnever:

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batstiel:

whatwasoncesilver:

why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher?  like do you know how weak balls are?  you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.

we should say “grow a vagina.”  vaginas can take poundings.  they bleed every month and never die.

i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]


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